My stutter just made realize something.

lillyhasatumblr:

Chicken + Enchilada = Chinchilla

Membrane of Bitterness: Let me share my homework with you. →

syringes-and-lace:

I always have ”what the fuck did I just read moments” while reading my articles for my major classes. Let me share with you the one I just read.


”Prior to surgery, she asked that the hospital preserve her removed testicles in formaldehyde and return them to her on discharge. Later, Elizabeth…

We won’t say our goodbyes you know its better that way
We won’t break, we won’t die
It’s just a moment of change
All we are, all we are, is everything that’s right
All we need all we need, a lover’s alibi

“All We Are” by One Republic

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baileymeagan:

All We Are - One Republic

to all my followers

adriennethology is here to inform you:

-that if you wish to MSG (message, not the preservative that enters nearly all american-chinese restaurant dishes) her

-click the question mark next to the blog title (it’s LIGHTS ON IN TOKYO if you haven’t figured it out already, slowbros)

-meaning: click on the question mark. hit “ASK ME, BRO!” and converse with me.

hope life is good for all of you :)

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  • Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
  • Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
  • Teacher: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Teacher: What?
  • Me: What?

Whenever there is a JCC/Historical Security Council at the conference I’m at

whatshouldmuncallme:

I walk around going

HAHAHA I WAS A DEAD PERSON /this amuses me greatly

When I attended my last high school MUN

whatshouldmuncallme:

I was just like

But then I realized there’s MUN in college

that was me. so me. BruinMUN and LAMUN, here I come!

When I talk to co-submitters and I’m the main submitter